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by Dara Morgan
Pump Fiction: Alexander McQueen’s Armadillo — Lady Gaga’s Favourite Fever Dream
21 Oct 2025
Episode 6 of Pump Fiction is live — and we are stepping (carefully) into the Alexander McQueen Armadillo, the alien heel that marched straight out of Plato’s Atlantis and into fashion history.
First shown in 2009 — the same runway that brought us the first-ever live-streamed show and Lady Gaga’s Bad Romance moment — the Armadillo was more than a shoe. It was sculpture, statement, and survival test in one. Hand-carved in Italy, zipped like a spacecraft, and worn only by the fearless, it blurred the line between fashion and fantasy.
Here are three things you might not know about the Armadillo — unless you have tried walking in one (in which case, respect):
- They require four zips per boot. Two for the lining, two for the shell — entry not guaranteed.
- Only 21 pairs were ever made. Most live in archives or museums; a few escaped to Gaga’s closet.
- Instant icon status. From the Met’s Savage Beauty to LACMA, the Armadillo became art almost overnight.
Listen now
Come for the Gaga mythology, stay for the story of a shoe that asked: what if beauty grew gills?
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